Yeah, I was four years old so I’m pretty sure I was the victim in that scenario since they were in their 60s.

You clearly have bad experiences with people because we have a word for you in 2021, “Bitter old man.” I know it’s a monumental disclosure.

I have one gay male best friend. The gay men I’m referring to are just men I’ve met over the years in bars. I’m pretty sure having one gay male best friend doesn’t make me a “childish slur.”

Can’t wait to hear what your fragile ego throws out next. I’ll be back I have to go pop some popcorn.